bluebonic plague

A mind virus spread primarily by invertebrates from legacy media, rodents from the house of congress and white house, and bugs in social media platforms. Highly contagious, symptoms include acting irrationally, repeating whatever you're told, and restricting the rights of anyone you disagree with. Doing your own research, exercising your mind and plain old facts are effective prophylactics. Though the infected insist upon needing a vaccine, in reality the only known cure once infected is a dose of red pills.

After suffering miserably for years of the bluebonic plague, Karen stopped watching the msm, started hanging around with meme artists, and miraculously was cured of the bluebonic plague.

by sewingseeds September 27, 2021

It’s plagues birthday

April 22 is Plagues birthday

It’s plagues birthday

by _JDawg_ April 21, 2022

Plague Doctor (Plagueism)

Worship him. He is the almighty man.

Boy 1: Did you see that Plague Doctor (Plagueism)?

Boy 2: Yes, we should bow down and worship him
Both: ALMIGHTY PLAGUE DOCTOR! WE WORSHIP YOU!

by PlagueDoctor999 July 29, 2023

plague date

Dating during a pandemic that requires physical distancing and included virtual dating.

My plague date tonight is live on Zoom

by Jane Glass June 15, 2020

Nugget plague

A plague of chicken nuggets that want to feed themselves to you

The nugget plague has caused many people you explode from obesity

by Cool bro Reid November 13, 2014

bubonic plague

said bbiubonic, don't be a peasant, it is believed "the plague" by foolish nomanclature, to be actually trichinosis or dissentary and the only known cause of death for starvation
though it will kill you in highest doses of poison
so there was, shaking posture, darty paranoia and a belief in sycosis giving you power, so plagued 'methhead' classical behaviour, and the tearing of one's own skin

I thought he was a fink he couldn't stop talking about the biubonic plague like we all knew what 'the plague' meant, and like he wanted to say it a bunch, i said "bubonic plague?" and he looked at me and he said, "Obviously.." so whAt?

by Setsuko Kaguya December 11, 2018

Plague Doctoring

Stuffing a womans private area with herbs and flowers to reduce the odor, similar to how Plague Doctors stuffed their masks to cover the smell of dead bodies.

"I had to do some Plague Doctoring with my date last night".

by Eady The Sweetie September 26, 2025