mon

Fire dude that more than likely listens to j cole and sulks about his crush but he loves anime and is about 6 feet+ tall

did u see mon yesterday he’s tall as a building

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Mikey Mons

A specific man located on the east coast that has the biggest shlong of the deep blue sea.

Yo, I saw Mikey Mons in NJ the other day at Salzonians.

by Bongler April 24, 2025

Mons Bradley

A god example of alliteration

Hey did you hear about A massive lunar mountain mass with Mounties mining metal for months of movement-making meaning they might not mind moving to Minnesota? It's called Mons Bradley.

by TPaine1997 December 1, 2010

Mons

The female pubic mound, short for ‘mons pubis’. Also known as pooch, snatch hatch and vag hanger.

Danny: Man, look at the mons on her. That’s a mons royale.
Bobby: Sure is. Hope it’s not a mons royale with cheese.

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

penis-mon

When a dejected, woman-hating, sexist moron uses the internet to spread toxic behaviour and hatred towards anyone non-heterosexual.

You don't have to be such a penis-mon about it! She just doesn't like you that way.

by Chillaina June 14, 2018

Mon Bébé

A name you'd call the love of your life, your partner, your best friend, etc.
Using the Cajun pronunciation of this term of endearment is the correct way to effectively show them you love them by their name.
CAUTION: Only use this name with your planned life partner. BEING CAUGHT USING THIS NAME WITH OTHERS CAN HAVE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES.

"Hey, Mon Bébé, just a reminder that I love you. By the way, can you go get that for me please?"

by Yours Truly 😉 April 25, 2024

ID MON WAGER LOSS

It is when a person denies being someone they are due to extreme shaming.loss of a SLAM DUNK sure bet that backfires.

Well ID MON WAGER LOSS is no other than as was said in $50 = $49,999,950 has become a corporate embarrassment as it flipped to " JAMIE DIMON CEO JP MORGAN CHASE has no RETENTION BONUS as the $49,999,950 $50 is way more as it was said how BIG WHEELS does it has miserably failed so he is scampering the FAG REVENGE methodology by trying to cause massive trouble for ANAL ALAN but the thing is I would think OLIVIA-NEWTON JOHN and her MCA SINGLE would have been way more important but you know what they say , " LIGHTNING CAN'T STRIKE IN THE SAME PLACE AGAIN" at least that is what MURPHY SAYS.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 22, 2022