Mole Gopher

Noun: A minty cylindrical chocolate coated treat you can find in a candy isle that you eat when you watch the live action Mulan. After the box is eaten you can use the left over cardboard to turn yourself into a mole gopher.

Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.

She has a mole gopher on her head! (Referring to a bun)

Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)

Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!

by Greato2aquisquirrelbutt December 19, 2022

baby mole

Gentleman's genital area being completely shaved resembling a baby mole

Harry felt fresh for his night out on the town with his freshly groomed nether regions, in fact he was sporting a baby mole.

by Mr Wasp 81 January 25, 2021

Beach Mole

A person who walks up and down the beach with a metal detector digging up holes everywhere.

Be careful of all the holes on the beach from the beach moles.

by dfnremt May 10, 2012

mole wacked

Halo
using an empty rocket laucher as a club to beat down an opponet

HA HA You got mole wacked b!tch

by silent ray February 20, 2008

wipe a mole

The act of wiping a stool that stays lodged in your ass, hiding there like a mole in a hole.

Too many chicken chili cheese fries last night, had to wipe a mole all morning long.

by Luvsyoumor January 17, 2018

Ninja Mole

The act of aggressively grabbing a man's genitalia at the base from under the butt while he is bent over and pulling it upwards...yelling Ninja Mole

Broke up with my girlfriend after she gave me a Ninja Mole.

by NFly February 12, 2021

Joel The Mole

Young ambitious lad with big dreams ahead of him. Very handsome and kind to his fellow friends.

Hey Joel The Mole

by CheesyOnion June 13, 2021