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Koala Vag

When a teacher or a milf spends way too much time at Cowlishaw and her twat ends up smelling like a nasty, wet, and poo ridden koala.
Clayton: Damn man, you seen that sexy milf jogging around cowlishaw? I'd fucking smash

Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022
mugGet the Koala Vagmug.

The Koala

When one partner is a lot taller then the other and they proceed to have sex standing up. The smaller person wrapping around the taller one like a koala holds on to a tree and thrusting up and down on the taller partner.
sex imp standingupsex sexact sexposition thekoala partner thrusting
Last night after they left the bar he took the Imp home and he performed the koala on him.
sex imp standingupsex sexact sexposition thekoala partner thrusting
by Handsome Solo July 5, 2013
mugGet the The Koalamug.

Koala sex

When a male midget is having sex with a normal sized man on all fours. The midget uses the back of the man’s knees as a stepping stool so he doesn’t have to grip on his thighs to float and fuck
I was being fucked by a midget and his hands hurt my thighs so he started using the back of my knees as a riser like straight up koala sex
by CodeOwnage July 23, 2025
mugGet the Koala sexmug.

Petting my koala

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.
Come in and watch me petting my koala!
by BradieBear July 7, 2010
mugGet the Petting my koalamug.

koala's vagina

A cooter with some funky shtuff up there.
This girl got a koala's vagina
by john stromboli January 3, 2021
mugGet the koala's vaginamug.

Joey Koala

The mascot of Egglepple/Starbureiy company. The cutest little SOB you ever saw, and giving that Taco Bell dog a run for its money!
I got the chance to hug Joey Koala in person. Wait, I think it was a person in a costume because he had ten fingers and he spoke to me when I stepped on his toe.
by Joey Koala October 14, 2007
mugGet the Joey Koalamug.

Koala

An awesome animal who lives in Australia if you fuck with them you died Boii.

1.If you not a fellow Koala and you see one your fucking died

2.never look back when you see a koala and your not one

3.Male Koalas have Really Really Really giantgenetic Dick's
by Littyboiiii February 2, 2017
mugGet the Koalamug.

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