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Doritos

MLG SHIT, THAT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN
Achmed = Hey Dude How Do I Get MLG

Niel = HERE DUDE EAT SOME DORITOS!
by Lumboc May 7, 2018
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Dorito boy

A boy with doritos in his mouth normally named Bryce
"oh hey there dorito boy" while stuffing his face with doritos and cleaning shelves.
by BrittLoves_Ya July 27, 2021
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Doritos

A packet of crisps that became an MLG meme.
Can I have some doritos.
No
by Crazyvideos.tv November 13, 2016
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Dorito

Illuminati food that comes in different flavors
Hey , you want a Dorito?
--x files music--
by Gireagan March 10, 2018
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vertical dorito

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.

Also probably a really painful way to die.

A short way to say a painful suicide
" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."
by Meshitero January 2, 2023
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Dorito

The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.

Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.

The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.

The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
by mpheyse February 25, 2023
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doritoes

where one would place their feet into an empty Dorito's bag and powder their toes with the dust, then proceeds to have their toes sucked by one or more partners
Jenny was freak, she had my doritoes cleaned in like 20 seconds!
by danny doritoe July 28, 2019
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