dirty chess

Jizzing inside of a boxing glove so that when someone puts their hand in it they have a handful of cum on their hands

Muhammad Ali retired after someone pulled a dirty chess on him.

by VeryPhonyTony April 15, 2020

Chess

A game that only gay people play. (Why are you making moves on another man)

Rick: Hey John, do you wanna play chess?

John: No, chess is gay, like why are you making moves on another man?

Rick: Good point.

by Abchannel12 November 17, 2023

Chess Battle Advanced

Used when you have nothing to say or have no response to what someone else has said.

Person 1: Did you know it takes 11 octillion ants to pick up Nebraska?
Person 2: Chess Battle Advanced

by Crash_1 April 14, 2024

Chess Boxing

A niche sport where you box someone and play chess

"Did you watch that chess boxing tournament?"
"Yeah man, it was crazy."

by A Schlatt Fan December 27, 2022

Chess

Chess has a lot of double standards feminists don't mention when whining about social justice, like a queen being able to move freely while the king can move one space at a time, and it's a lot like life, though life is not a game to everyone.

The queen is the most free piece on a chess board, and yet feminists still try to claim they are marginalized somehow, when really they only were in the past on the surface, though those times are in the past, assuming they are exactly as bad as feminists describe them in terms of historical accuracy. Female children don't get ass whoopings from authority figures such as parents, in what way have females always not had it made in life? It's males that are fucked, they get the short end of the stick on everything.

by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021

chess vegans

friends and or people you like hanging out with

laura and jake are my favorite chess vegans.

by susuhhsug March 20, 2019

unsegregated chess

One small step for board games, one unusual step for humanity.

Trevin and Emily played unsegregated chess last year.

by djrympled January 20, 2018