tessanique

Tessanique is the beautiful Caribbean goddess of the sun. She wears a distressed silky white dress drenched in pearls and diamonds she was gifted from the goddess of earth.
Tessanique her skin is melanated. It glows in her sun. She shines when it’s bright. She shines when it’s dark. If the sun were ever to go, we can count on Tessanique’s glow.
With her energy, with her smile, with her skin
we can use Tessanique’s light that shines within.

Tessanique, Goddess of the sun.

by Tia Ria November 18, 2023

Tesla

Teslas are Ugly, 30 minutes to charge, Bad quality electric cars made by Elon Musk, Also They Can Explode. (like in the image) And Theres now tesla lightshows and crap.

Person 1: Look At My New Tesla Model X!
Person 2: That was kinda a bad idea?
Person 1: ITS NOT, ITS GOOD FOR THE EARTH AND HAS GOOD TECH IN IT!
Person 2: Yeah but then explain when the screen digitizer fails when its in D gear.
Person 1: I CAN STILL DRIVE IT TO A REPAIR SHOP
Person 2: Then what happens if if the repair price if the price is too much or the repair shop is very far away?

by anhandle123 December 8, 2023

Tesla wanker

A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.

Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.

At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”

by WayneKing69 February 20, 2024

Tesla lover

A gay guy who drive those stupid electric cars

I didn’t know gay guys drive electric cars I call them Tesla lovers

by Slurped buttface April 14, 2024

Tesla driver

Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.

Hi what’s your name.

I drive an ev

You must be a Tesla driver

by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024

Teslarse

A conjunction of the two words Tesla and arse. It is pronounced Tess-larse. It is defined as the sort of smug faced sanctimonious twat that has £80,000+ to buy a car, yet spends it on a fucking Tesla as opposed to buying any one of the wide range of high end performance German vehicles.

The word is pretty much exclusively negative.

Person one: “Did you hear that *Insert name here* has come into some money?”
Person two: “Aye, i heard about it.”
Person one: “They’ve decided on a new motor”
Person two: “Really, what’ve they gone for?”
Person one: “They’re looking at something electric”
Person two: “Err, wow, you mean like a Tesla?”
Person one: “Exactly”
Person two: “For fucks’ sake, they could get an M3 or an AMG Merc for less. What a Teslarse.”

by The Richweiler June 3, 2024

Tealander

A derogatory slur to describe a person who comes from/lives in Britain.

The words origins comes from a discord group chat of teenagers, later to be reclaimed by the British.

1"Hey uh you never told me where you were from?"
2"Oh I live in England! "
1"You're from England?? I knew you were a tealander. "

by Bluesourcandy January 11, 2025