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Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.
Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.
by Dothivalla November 18, 2015
mugGet the Tender Dick Therapymug.

You're Tender

When you care for you girl more than your friends
You're tender
by john caliber August 1, 2022
mugGet the You're Tendermug.

Tender-Dickarina

When a guy can’t control his emotions over or female
I can’t believe you went over there and broke all her windows YOU TENDER-DICKARINA
by Bounce_Lit July 16, 2021
mugGet the Tender-Dickarinamug.
the legendary spell casted by the great GANDOLF GABE born in the fires of eon worked through pain in the forge upon finding the legendary chicken tender he became undieingly powerfull and casted his first spell while running under the burning brick roof of the forges tunnels he said slowley triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado instintly disppering never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.
oh yea take this spell triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado. (+5 damage)
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
mugGet the triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocadomug.

Chicken Tender

When your dick goes limp while fucking, but you keep slapping it around inside
I gave her that Chicken Tender last night.
by DeathPenalty01 September 2, 2020
mugGet the Chicken Tendermug.

tender

a tender is the satus of having a bender; two or usually three days of pure brain cell annihilation, for ten days
"sup cunt, what are you and the boys doing for exactly the next ten days?"
"hey fuck face, me and the boys are having a tender, cunt"
by hugh mungus 69696969 May 30, 2018
mugGet the tendermug.

Card-tender

Card-tender is a casino card dealer. Except you’re not getting fucked up and having to tip them for drinks(which are always expensive). You tip them on helping you with the game you’re playing while also getting free drinks at the same time. Winning hero’s? I think so.
The card-tenderheloed me win at blackjack when I didn’t know how to play.
by ChelsRene August 5, 2018
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