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Income Taxy

In-com Tax-ee

adjective

1. A person who drastically changes their typical behavior to that of a higher class or status during the first months of the year as a result of receiving a refund on their income taxes.

2. A person who shows off material possessions or a falsely inflated lifestyle either in the streets or on social media as a direct result of receiving income tax refunds.

3. A guy/girl who shows affection during the first few months of the year in hopes of getting a piece of your income tax refund check.
Lisa told me to put a grocery bag over my feet before entering her "new" car, she's been acting real Income Taxy lately.

James broke up with me and is seeing other women now that he has that new gold chain, Keshia told me he would get income taxey on me.
by TheShadeRoomInc April 22, 2017
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Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013
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taxi lime

when you can't fucking drive a train in battlefield one
by schlobe October 30, 2016
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Poon Taxi

The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive
Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"

Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"
by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011
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taxi

A random guy: So, should we call a taxi?
My friends: Don't worry, Steve is here! He will take us home, don't you?
by @Abu__Memes November 6, 2021
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Taxies

Thin rather good looking dudes, usually black, who date really fat chicks often white with kids during tax season to benefit of some of her extra large tax rebates.
"Bro what is up with all these thin dudes holding hands with all these fatties." "Hey yo its tax season, Taxies got to get working for that money too."
by PoeRaven January 10, 2024
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loco taxi

A game played when toking a spliff whereby each person has to take a toke and then hold their breath until the joint gets back to them they then breath out and take another toke adding on a toke each time it gets to you
"Hey Ash lets play loco taxi"
by jonthedopehead September 16, 2006
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