The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive
Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"
Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"
Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"
by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011
Get the Poon Taximug. Taxy is showing off again. Can we reparty without him?
by TheTaxPerson November 21, 2023
Get the Taxymug. A random guy: So, should we call a taxi?
My friends: Don't worry, Steve is here! He will take us home, don't you?
My friends: Don't worry, Steve is here! He will take us home, don't you?
by @Abu__Memes November 6, 2021
Get the taximug. A game played when toking a spliff whereby each person has to take a toke and then hold their breath until the joint gets back to them they then breath out and take another toke adding on a toke each time it gets to you
by jonthedopehead September 16, 2006
Get the loco taximug. Thin rather good looking dudes, usually black, who date really fat chicks often white with kids during tax season to benefit of some of her extra large tax rebates.
"Bro what is up with all these thin dudes holding hands with all these fatties." "Hey yo its tax season, Taxies got to get working for that money too."
by PoeRaven January 10, 2024
Get the Taxiesmug. A taxi shower is common in Wall Street when you are working long hours and do not have time to rest. In this case, you hail a cab, go home and shower quickly while the taxi waits, and head back to work immediately.
I will finish this project by Sunday morning. I’ll just take a taxi shower Sunday morning and can present to the clients Sunday noon.
by Anti-Legwarmers March 3, 2023
Get the Taxi Showermug. by Cam Burger October 21, 2009
Get the Mc Taximug.