Holiday Taint

The period of time between Christmas and New Year's Day.

There is never any thing to do during the Holiday Taint except post miscelaneous ramblings on www.acuraworld.com

by jinny December 19, 2003

taint waffle

A term usaliy used to insult some one about their saggy vaginia.

You fucking taint waffle!

by The1qwert November 22, 2013

Taint cradle

A pair of women's panties that are made mostly of shear, stringy material.

"Hey my girlfriend just bought a new taint cradle from Victorias Secret." -Mate#1

"A what?" -Mate#2

by God stop the apocalypse August 7, 2014

taint buds

The area of your tongue that burns when you lick someone's taint.

Chris couldn't believe the sensation on his taint buds when he was going down on his partner Roger.

by Hampton5 May 28, 2017

flavourful taint

When someone who hasn’t showered in a while has a super sweaty, smelly taint

Luke hasn’t showered since his 3am circle K shit and his taint smells bad
“Luke has such a flavourful taint”

by MasterOfTaints May 9, 2023

taint skimmer

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

Tainted Slam

When someone hooks up with a nasty girl, usually due to alcohol, horniness, or low self esteem.

-Dude i heard eric banged that girl last night!
-U mean the one with the lazy eye, kankles, and lop sided titties??
-tainted slam!!!

by da JMAN jankit February 9, 2009