trumpet muffler

When you cup a wad of TP in your hand and cup your butthole while you're sitting on the toilet to muffle your fart sounds. Works like a charm!

I was pooping at a new friends house and muffled my farts with the trumpet muffler method

by Viking vickers February 21, 2015

Closet Trumpeter

Noun. A person who is afraid of admitting they are voting for Donald Trump in fear of various events happening, including but not limited to: being disowned; getting a divorce; breaking up with their significant other; and/or being murdered.

Matteo: Have you decided who you are voting for?
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.

Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.

by TheMissQueeny September 15, 2016

low trumpet

an unpleasant or rude person. Especially someone who doesn't realize just how obnoxious they truly are.

See that Brown student over there? The one telling everyone how he spent a semester at Harvard and how number theory is pretty much the best thing ever? He's a low trumpet if I ever saw one.

by Baba Gaga June 3, 2010

cheese trumpet

Another name for a butthole, usually used by dads, uncles, and some southern women.

“My Please Hump It and my Cheese Trumpet were hanging out.”

by Redstoneqwwe November 1, 2020

Trumpet Muffle

-The act of fucking someone in the ass while they are farting due to bad gas.

Dude, I took her out for Mexican food for dinner last night. By the time we made it back to my place I had to trumpet muffle her!

by AdmrlAckbar31 May 6, 2011

Rusty Trumpet

Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet

Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !

by SoggyBottomz October 7, 2016

Love-trumpet

A penis, usually used in the context of sex, but this isn't a requirement.

Shaniqua: Oh Brutus how can I show you how much I care for you?
Brutus: You could be a champ and blow on my love-trumpet !
Shaniqua: That's true my love, I know you love your blow jobs !

by Shyboy72 November 29, 2020