Ruskie Trombone

Much similar to a Rusty Trombone; however, one of the participants must be Russian OR the act of a Rusty Trombone must be performed in Russia; thus, Ruskie Trombone.
"Dude, did you see that new chick from Moscow? I'd let her give me a Ruskie Trombone, f'sho f'sho."
by TheDavester August 29, 2007
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crusty trombone

The act between 2 partners which includes buzzing in the male's rectum like a mouthpiece while jacking him off.
Dude, this saucy ho played the crusty trombone. Ive never felt music like that before!
by NOCrackhead September 01, 2005
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Strawberry Trombone

Jacking a guy off while licking his bloody anus.
Yo Todd, I really enjoyed giving you a Strawberry Trombone last night - yum!
by Mr. Happysad February 09, 2013
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Corporate Trombone

Similar to the infamous rusty trombone. The Corporate Trombone is played by those wishing to creep up the anuses of their superiors at work.
Me: Hey Sunit.

Sunit: Yeah?

Me: Look at how deftly Dave is playing the Corporate Trombone!!
by JayPee84 September 30, 2010
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sad trombone

Function: noun

1. Describes the sound made by a trombone to illustrate a depressing statement, action, or moment. "Wah waah". Pioneered on the SNL skit Debbie Downer.
Tad: Bjorn, did you show Nell those pictures of your new kitten?
Bjorn: I don't think so. Nell, would you like to see the pictures I have of Sir Fluffles?
Nell: Oh, Bjorn, I can't bear to look at pictures of cats -- they only make me think of watching my own Mr. Snowflake waste away due to the effects of Feline Leukemia.
Tad: Wow... sad trombone!
by Alana Post September 30, 2005
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Greasy Trombone

adj. The act of giving a rim job to a male partner while masturbating him at the exact same time. Often, the most comfortable way of doing this is while the male is on his hands and knees.
Tina gave Aaron a Greasy Trombone last night in the bathroom on the floor.
by The White Phantom June 27, 2011
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Reverse Trombone

The act of performing oral sex on ones partner whilst simultaneously reeming their bowels with a dildo. Much like the rusty trombone, it resembles the trumpet player.
The reverse trombone Greg gave me last week was so good I still can't walk right
by crabby_dicks November 18, 2014
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