by sokorb November 12, 2010
Skeeting in your partner's eyes, so when she wipes it out and pulls at her eyelids, she looks Japanese.
by Coco0B November 10, 2010
This is when someone takes a large dump in form of a log/turd and as he/she flushes the toilet the log or turd, because of the large consistency, begins to speed down the toilet in an uncontrollably manner without any clear direction producing skid marks which stain the inner rimming of the toilet bowl.
"Man I'm so pissed off Eddie just came in and took a nasty ass dump and gave my toilet a tokyo drift bowl and now I have to clean all this shit up"
Chris- "Who just took a dump? Yo bro was it you???"
Danny- "Why do you ask?"
Chris- "Cause you left a mean ass Tokyo Drift Bowl."
Danny- "My bad bro, I know I shouldnt have ate that Jap food. "
Chris- "Who just took a dump? Yo bro was it you???"
Danny- "Why do you ask?"
Chris- "Cause you left a mean ass Tokyo Drift Bowl."
Danny- "My bad bro, I know I shouldnt have ate that Jap food. "
by Chinchan44 November 24, 2011
Tokyo Dive Bomber is the moment where you dip your balls into a sleeping persons open mouth and their reflex action is to move, or close their mouth causing you to squint in pain as you extricate yourself from the situation.
Ian pulled a Tokyo Dive Bomber on that girl at the party the other night, he's lucky to get have gotten out of their in one piece!
by Fawlty March 05, 2015
A complex sexual procedure involving one male, one female, one Asian midget, and a bag of sand. While the male is fornicating from a doggy-style position with the female, he grabs a handful of sand (from the bag of sand he brought), and asks the female to turn around so he may finish his work on her face. When the female turns around, the male whips the sand in the females face so that he partially blinds her. When this happens, the Asian midget comes out from the closet and proceeds to bust his load on the female's face.
Dude, Trixy had no idea that I was about to pull a Tokyo Sandblaster on her last night when I told her I needed to pick up some sand for my fish-tank before we went back home. Long story short, she may need corrective eye surgery now, but it was totally worth it.
by J_Mayne November 10, 2010
An awesome band from the greatest land north of the US, Canada. They have awesome music videos, that make you want to really want to be the people in them, doing the strange indie things you always secretly wanted to do yourself.
did i mention that the drummer, and well, all of them, are extremely funny? perhaps the funniest band out there. no, they ARE the funniest band out there.
did i mention that the drummer, and well, all of them, are extremely funny? perhaps the funniest band out there. no, they ARE the funniest band out there.
indie indie person: hey, do you know that awesome band tokyo police club?
not so indie person: wait, wasn't that a song on the high school musical soundtrack???
indie indie: NO....?
EXAMPLE #2
2 really amazing people
1: do you know that band, tokyo police club?
2: TPC, yes!!!
1: i've got 2 tickets right here!
2: gahhhhh *faints*
1: you know what?
2: what?
1: i truly want to be wrapped in saran wrap like in the nature of the experiment video. or, jump off things and swing from ropes and jump in my underwear into chilly waters with my friends like in the your english is good video
2: who doesn't?
not so indie person: wait, wasn't that a song on the high school musical soundtrack???
indie indie: NO....?
EXAMPLE #2
2 really amazing people
1: do you know that band, tokyo police club?
2: TPC, yes!!!
1: i've got 2 tickets right here!
2: gahhhhh *faints*
1: you know what?
2: what?
1: i truly want to be wrapped in saran wrap like in the nature of the experiment video. or, jump off things and swing from ropes and jump in my underwear into chilly waters with my friends like in the your english is good video
2: who doesn't?
by indieindie August 22, 2007
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