Campus Tide Pod

You need lube, but because your campus living/ on a budget, the only thing you had to suffice was laundry detergent.

I needed some lube, but money was tight. The next best thing was some laundry detergent. While some people at the time were eating them, I figured I could rebrand the Tide Pod in a positive way; the Campus Tide Pod.

by Stripper Salt September 07, 2022

The Tide is High

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one

I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no
It's not the things you do that tease and hurt me bad
But it's the way you do the things you do to me
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one

Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one

Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one

by Death Menace August 11, 2023

Roll Tide

The call of the Alabama Crimson Tide Football team. Or, in extreme cases, the call of the entire state of Alabama.

(Be careful saying it in South Alabama, you may get jumped by the people from Auburn)

Oh no, what have I done........!

(The State of Alabama rioting after someone said Roll Tide)

by AlaaaaaaBamaaaaaaaaaaaa September 28, 2023

Roll Tide

When your cousin gives you an enema with a tide pod.

I miss my cousin, her roll tides are the best!

by Key of life February 21, 2025

Low Tide

Low Tide Cocktail
By R. Craig Zipkis

2 parts pineapple juice
1 part coconut rum
1 part seltzer water

A floater of dark rum is known as Bay Scum (because what floats at low tide?)

Or, a floater of banana rum is known as Garbage Barge (because where do you find banana peels?).

Give me a Low Tide with a Garbage Barge, hold the Bay Scum.

by millennia70 October 02, 2021

Low tide

Badly receding hairline

Damn bro your pap needs to purchase some Bosley for his low tide

by Justanormalwhiteguy January 16, 2019

time and tide wait for no man

if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.

"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024