university picnic

(n.) an event characterized by the intake of pizza, beer, and marijuana while lounging on the floor of a room; (v.) to engage in a chairless picnic of pizza, beer, and marijuana in a sparsely appointed room, such as a cheap studio apartment or dorm room.

They kicked through the half-emptied growlers and greasy pizza boxes left over from the university picnic to get to the bed, high as hell, nestling under wool blankets to finish the peerless finale of Gravity Falls.

by Adabeie July 11, 2016

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Picnic ass

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When a womens ass is large enough that when consumed you do not come up hungry.

2.
When a womens ass is used like a table to hold your plate of food.

1.Kelli has such a picnic ass, the last time I ate that booty I was not hungry for 2 days.
2. I went to Patty's house for dinner, she farted on my plate of hotdogs when I was using her picnic ass.

by jumbofupaass May 27, 2022

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Picnic Tits

When a girls tits look like a snack

Guy - “Did you see that girls Picnic tits?”
Guy 2 - “Yeah dude, real nice snack”

by Basicbitch91 June 12, 2018

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Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.

My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am

by phillyp1 December 29, 2023

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Hitchens Picnic

A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.

While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.

by Bruce M. F. MacDonald July 20, 2022

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