LID

Lazy Ignorant Dickhead

My boyfriend is a total LID

by Her indoors January 26, 2019

Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018

lid face

A person called Kat

“Hey have you seen lid face?”
“Oh you mean Kat.”

by Weenuspenus May 11, 2022

Lid

Slang for Valid

Person 1: "Koalas are the dumbest animal and I hate them"
Person 2: "Lid"

by Phoney01 November 7, 2022

Lid

Insulting someone's intelligence. It's used as an insult because it sounds displeasing, also steaming from- Your brain being closed off, like with a lid.

* In classroom* God! Daniel your being such a lid today! You have been messing up all class. The holocaust is a serious topic, stop goofing around with the heil salute.

by RIP.Alice March 9, 2022

Lid

contrary to most other definitions, a lid was the quantity of grass that would fit in a 35mm film can, which typically sold for five bucks.

See that old bungalow? That's where I used to go, to cop a lid.

by Dr Gonzo's Apprentice March 17, 2022

Lidded

verb

1. To stay undercover, or move silently

2. The act of cheating undetected

3. High as shit

4. A synonym of cap

“I wanna hit shortie but she’s too narcissistic to ever keep the shits lidded…too many ears around her type shit!”

“How are you feeling, bruh?”
“…Fuckin’ lidded.”
“Lit!”
“No, no…Lidded”

by A_LiThe_Guy February 2, 2022