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Grease fart

A Grease fart is a nasty ass fart that is highly flammable. This fart is kind of like a shart. When u have a Grease fart lots of poop or shit comes out. The shit can be small or super small. Big shits rarely happen. Only after you eat Ethiopian food. Grease farts are impossible to miss. By that I mean they smell awful. Like a dead cat wrapped around a smelly puib cover scrotum bag. That shit is nasty! If you ever have a grease fart you should evacuate your house right as it happens. If inhaled, a grease fart can fill your lungs with a smell that is worse than anything in the world!
Dominic: yesterday I had a Grease fart!
Maria: oh s$&@!
Dominic: i know! It happend after I had Ethiopian food so I had a large shart. The house smelled so bad.I had my house evacuated and decontaminated by my piece of shit maid
by dominic435 January 2, 2012
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burrito grease

that bitch leaked my burrito grease on my polo and wrangler jeans!!
by friendlyfires May 19, 2009
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Grease Neck

Someone with no life. They prefer online interactions with females than talking in person. Can be found playing online multiplayer games, trying extremely hard to make up for the fact that the E Thot they sent $300 to won't date them.
Grease Neck: "Ok dude, so what if Alinity won't let me be her boyfriend and rub ber feet. At least I went 46 and 2 running the M4 and 725 shotgun on piccadilly"

Normal human: "Ok grease neck"
by SweggingBeats December 18, 2019
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Grease Trumpet

When the ass is expelling some of the loudest, wettest sounding flatulence known to man.
Man I’m playing the grease trumpet today. I may have to go wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Grease Rocket

Anything bought at a fast food joint. A greasy hamburger or a nasty burrito.
We went to The King and get some grease rockets after a night of heavy drinking.
by rjalex74 May 24, 2007
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Greasing the Lanes

Simply put, Masturbating. Can be used in a masculine or feminine form.
After Dan was done with his new playboy, he felt like greasing the lanes.
by Jeremy and Mike August 22, 2007
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Grease Party

A social event involving multiple people dumping their fresh cooking grease down the kitchen sink in an attempt to clog the pipes. The first person to successfully clog the pipe wins. This event involves music, dance, and drinking in addition to the grease dumping.
Person 1: Yo, we're having a Grease Party at Greg's place. Bring your freshest cooking oil!

Person 2: Bet, I just made some fried chicken 2 hours ago!
by LucastheChi August 20, 2022
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