Skip to main content

broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.
"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."
by lar snort September 14, 2019
mugGet the broom-petting levelmug.

Broom Boom

When your friend pulls down someone’s pants and you spank them with a broom. The spank is so hard that you can count the individual bristles on the persons asscheeks.
We broom boom’d that nerd so hard! There’s gotta be at least 40 individual bristles on his red ass!
by anonymous August 16, 2021
mugGet the Broom Boommug.

Dumb broom

Means a dumb person. Usually used on female people, especially when a female lets a fuckboy fuck up their life.

Comes from Estonian phrase “loll luud”(which literally means “dumb broom”)

It’s a very soft and funny insult, can be used along friends.
“Kreeta, you let this fuckboy into your life again?”

I know, I am such a dumb broom!”
by Dumb broom June 16, 2020
mugGet the Dumb broommug.

Broom Berry

Lucas had a mustache full of Broom Berrys* after rimming Pete.
by 500ToothDinasar March 2, 2023
mugGet the Broom Berrymug.

Brooming & Dust-panned

A dirty way to push another/others into taking their opinions against a specific person or group

They (Broomers) impose their opinions or beliefs on other people, they try and make people accept them as a rule or as a model to copy.

Manipulators use this tactic to make others feel they're looking out for you and therefore hoping you'll defer to them.

Broomers are pushing you into a dust pan of filth (often completely made up "reasons") they've convinced you to believe about a person or group in order to take away your independence to make your own conclusions, and just believe theirs

Manipulative control tactics to turn you against a person or group to gain more people to be against them

Broomers need to gain more detractors to be against a specific person or group. This way, to others watching, it appears the majority against them must be right.

(Which gains more people against the person or group.)
Brooming & Dust-panned
She was telling him multiple lies about <insert name here>, brooming him to take her opinions as fact, when in reality she dust-panned him into believing her's.
by LetUsStopBullying November 7, 2023
mugGet the Brooming & Dust-pannedmug.

dusty broom

When a man ejaculates and gets semen in ones pubic hair, this also can be applied when the man ejaculates in a women's muff hair wet mop
"Omg I just gave myself a dusty broom"
by Paint_dry February 24, 2017
mugGet the dusty broommug.

rectal broom

A rectal broom is a miniature brush used to remove particles such as dust and debris from ones rectum.
Nothing like a vigorous rectal broom cleaning after a questionable night out on the town.
by jdjeiwbdbheh333 March 14, 2016
mugGet the rectal broommug.

Share this definition