testicle burrito wrap

a person that has been laid by a Mexican

Skyler just did Shelby so he is a testicle burrito wrap.

by Skyler Saunders May 25, 2005

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Testicle T-bone

When you cut open the side of a girl's stomach, shove your cock in there and start rubbing your genitals against her kidneys.

Jake: How was that bitch you picked up last night.
Nicholas: I gave a her a nice testicle t-bone and ejaculated inside of her kidneys.
Jake: Nice.

by GustyDingus March 24, 2017

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When your balls are below your knees.

You seen Johns Bollocks?
He got some Low Hanging Testicles

by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021

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The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations

"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
....
....
"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"

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They are the hardest working thing. They cum to little girls every day. You can use it like:

Bro's foot is like EDP445's Testicles. Nahhhh.

by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 07, 2023

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Semen, cum, sperm and few ather words

Hey bob i sprayed my mens testicle fluid on that cutie yesterday

Good for you jhon

by Maskvicius564 April 25, 2023

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A sexy buff man in the datarxz discord server. Has big cock and likes big cock cute femboys.

Testicle Tom-Sama: *watches sexy cute femboy compilation 4k free download no virus dobly digital*

by justdia October 30, 2020

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