High Fructose Corn Syrup

The pioneer ingredient that began the philosophy of corporations "saving money and cutting costs" in the United States of America beginning in the 1970s that led to an increase and creation of certain medical conditions (such as obesity, diabetes, and cancer), artificial preservatives and genetically modified pesticides, mass production, and a conversion to food processing that aims to completely replace and dismiss subsistence farming.

High Fructose Corn Syrup (abbreviated HFCS), first became notoriously famous for it's replacement of Pure Cane Sugar in Coca-Cola, often thought of as a conspiracy that occurred with the release of the epic fail product New Coke in 1985.

Today, High Fructose Corn Syrup is used primarily in junk food, fast food, processed meals, sodas, juices, and even food items where sweeteners aren't needed. While some grocers and companies have began reverting back to the use of Pure Cane Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup is still a monopoly and a dominant ingredient in the American food culture.

Did I mention that it's banned in most countries around the world?
Waiter: What would you like to drink?
Foreign Tourist 1: I would like Coca-Cola please.
Foreign Tourist 2: Don't. Coca-Cola in the US is made with high fructose corn syrup. I brought some Mexican Coke for us to drink with our meals, made with pure cane sugar.
Foreign Tourist 1: Fantastic.
Waiter: Want to order a starter/appetizer?
by AlnAndr August 22, 2010
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High Fructose Corn Syrup

N. A sweetener created by repeatedly processing corn starch into strange molecules. Difficult to digest and burn off. Is widely believed to be a lead contributer to America's obesity epidemic.
Everything at McDonalds except the coffee contains High Fructose Corn Syrup.
by Mr. Aaron October 04, 2005
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High-Fructose Corn Syrup

American ambrosia, similar to syrup in Canada, that makes up about 50% of the usual american diet because it is found in every single american sweet known to mankind.
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The most delicious and scrumptious breakfast for someone who is constantly pwned (sometimes in a hilarious way). This dish is mostly eatten by scrubs, noobs, and failures.
gamer 1:wow you suck how do you like your roflberry pwncakes with rapel syrup? i bet it scrumptious!

gamer 2: om nom nom nom so good but i am a failure :'(
by your mom's sex machine October 01, 2009
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Maple Syrup ...French Toast

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1. A common greeting between friends.

2. A song by the band Gruvis Malt.

3. A damn fine delicacy.
1. "Hey, buddy. Maple Syrup." "Dude ...French Toast. I haven't seen you in ages!"

2. "Did you hear the new song by Gruvis Malt? Its called Maple Syrup ...French Toast."

3. "Damn. I'm having an orgasm from this Maple Syrup ...French Toast. Its like an orgy in my mouth."
by Mike of the Jungle September 20, 2005
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maple syrup urine disease

So like basically when ur pee smells like maple syrup. Kinda cool ig. Does it also taste like maple syrup?
Person1: you why tf does it smell like maypole syrup.😈
Person2: I plead the 5th
Person1: oh ok. Thought u had maple syrup urine disease for a second.
Person2: why would u assume such outrages assumption! (Blushes nervously)
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Erk n jerk syrup

A sedative opiod coughy syrup consisting of hydrocodone/ hycodan/hydromet mixed with some sort of alchoal similar to sizzurp and purple drank may or not be cherry/strawberry flavor. Recommended with some sort of cola like Dr pepper, coka cola vs a fruity soda
Person 1.Dai was saying he was hanging out with Ramsey and he put him up on Erk n jerk syrup he was Highh all day

Person 2.damn I bet that guy dai was hanging out with has a lot of drugs
by Foreverstayhigh July 10, 2018
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