swoop and poop

went you move into a realtionship and shit all over the situation

It looked like Ron was serious about her untill he pulled the swoop and poop.

by Eldo August 30, 2005

Swoop

Swoop is both a noun and a verb.
If someone is acting retarded they might be called a swoop.
If someone is in the act of saying or doing something incredibly stupid then they are swooping.

Tom: Hey my names Dan
Joe: What? your name is Tom. SWOOP

Tom: Yo, Dan had at least eleven shots and now he's puking all over Alyssa's bed.
John: Yeah man, he's straight swooping.

by wet pancakes March 13, 2010

swoopin

impressive, noteworthy.

Your driving is swoopin!

by bchulalu February 15, 2008

Swoop and Squat

When someone tries to steal someone else's girlfriend/boyfriend. Its called a swoop and squat and it can cost your insurance company thousands of dollars in damages.

"Dude Zain, she already has a boyfriend"
"Thats why, I'm going to swoop and squat"

by rohanstanford February 11, 2007

Swedophile

A condition where you being excited upon the mention of Sweden or Sverige as you may prefer to call it.

Althought you may still entertain a hatred of IKEA, what with it being shit. Sufferers find the clothes, culture, language, music and food sexually attractive.

Most notably are joint yearnings for both ABBA and Swedish girls in general as they are known to be both hot and easy.

Clive: Did you hear Filby's going back to Sweden again?

Derek: All that way for a handy J?
Clive: Yup
Derek: Man that guy is such a Swedophile!

by TheDominatingMC November 30, 2010

swedophilia

Sexual pleasure involving one or more Swedish people (generally alive).

He clearly has swedophilia, due to the fact that he exclusively dates swedes.

by bdavis1531 October 27, 2012

swoop

to pick up a card (after playing) that is precisely the card you should have played (as in card games like Apples to Apples or Cards Against Humanity).

"Damn, "Tasteful Sideboob"! I just got swooped!"

by montrose March 21, 2014