SWEDAN

acronym for

Smoke.Weed.Everyday.And.Night.

"Hey man it's 4:20, SWEDAN!"
"SWED for me bro'"

by Gundevil Luca May 11, 2009

Swedish Microwave

Continually releasing queefs under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when they get into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell "SWEDISH MICROWAVE" and let them enjoy the stench of your queef gas for at least 30 seconds. Similar to the 'Dutch Oven'

Emma: Kerri, how was your sleepover at Anna's last night?
Kerri: NOT GOOD! That damn Alyssa chick kept pulling Swedish Microwaves all night!

Emma: Whoa, that's some serious queefage!

by Ilovemyjawaylin March 1, 2011

swedish nut lathe

AKA adjustable wrench, crescent spanner, monkey wrench or nut fucker.

technical properties: perfectly rounds of any edge on nut, bolt or cap.

-What happened to the bronze cap on that tank?
-i dont know but i saw the apprentice walking around with the 30" swedish nut lathe

by cockford ollie October 25, 2020

swedish bathing cap

When a man shoves his whole head in a woman's pussy.

After giving her a swedish bathing cap, matthew had menstral fluids in his ears for a week.

by Z3B December 24, 2007

Swedish Oar

The female performance of the masculine sexual act, the "Dutch Rudder". Much like the Dutch Rudder, each participant stands next to their partner and holds their arm at the elbow. The female places her fingers over her clitorus or inside of her vagina, and her partner "rows the oar" for her, thus completing the act of stimulation.

"Janette isn't gay, but when she's drunk she sometimes get girls to give her the Swedish Oar."

by Sean Sparks Solid September 13, 2009

Swedish Sardine

a) Giving a Swedish person a blow job in the state of New York.

b) When a Swedish person receives a blow job in the state of New York.

That Swede won a golden pencil, so I gave him a Swedish Sardine.

by Swedish Lover April 16, 2010

Swedishly raped

Consensual sex that starts out with a condom but ends up without one, ergo, the sex was not consensual. (Apparently having consensual sex in Sweden without a condom is punishable by a term of imprisonment of a minimum of two years for rape.)

unicorn: "um, you're so wet and tight i think the condom might come off while we're sexing each other."
pterodactyl: "it's ok if it does. let's keep fucking :)"
unicorn: "ok"
pterodactyl: "BAWK, RAPE"
international swat team: "Ah ha, we've got you red handed. Arrested for Swedishly raping this sweet innocent pterodactyl. No more wikileaks for you."
pterodactyl: "Good thing there were five of us in the room. That would have been more awkward then getting Swedishly raped!"

by MurpBawker December 8, 2010