shut up bitch swallow

a line from birdman and lil wayne's song pop bottles

Okay start straight shots and then pop bottles
Pour it on the models, shut up bitch swallow
If you cant swallow, shut up bitch gargle
Straight up out the water wit my Mark Jacob's goggles
Im fresher than a mufucka, yea Im a mufycka
No I wouldn't take ya girl but I should take her thong from her
Could you tell I love woman, like no other woman
Oh Im sorry sweetheart, I thought you were my other woman

by slutty chel chel December 25, 2007

Ground swallow me up

Ground swallow me up or GSMU is a phrase which sums up the overall desire to escape an embarrasing or awkward situation.

While the request for a time-machine might seem a more dignified approach to being swallowed up by the ground which seems a cruel fate. GSMU is more fitting to identify feelings of desperation and guilt.

for related topic see awkward, dig a hole and keep digging

Susan: OMG have you seen Jenny? She has the fattest ass ever!
Claire: You mean Jenny who's stood right behind you?
Susan: Ground swallow me up

by sunshiyong November 25, 2010

Ur MoM sHuLdA sWaLlOwEd

Meaning ur mom shouldve swallowed the cum, not take it up the pussy.

Nigga 1: You can land a jet on that forehead of yours!
Nigga 2: Ur MoM sHuLdA sWaLlOwEd.

by frck October 16, 2018

National swallow dick trip

June 20th all the way to june 30th swallowing dick is a task for them freaky motherfuckers

Keisha: girl its national swallow dick trip you know what al finna get
My: oul girl you a nasty ho but shid even though sizan dont deserve it guess my nigga gon get it
Keisha: ahhh periodt show him how that neck work

by Moneyman will June 12, 2019

play the flute and swallow the music

For a girl or guy to suck cock until her/his partner shoots his cum.

Ms. Celentano gives great head. She really can play the flute and swallow the music!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow

depends on wheter it is african or european.

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow? I don't know *screaming*

by monthy python October 31, 2017

first come second swallow

A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.

OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.

by Terio Marin May 28, 2016