Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.

Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!

by Weak weasel January 16, 2022

Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.

Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!

by Weak weasel January 16, 2022

Submarine Scope

Inserting the entire skull (and sometimes neck) into ones anal cavity.

She wants to submarine scope. I told her she had a death wish.

by Ytteb Poob February 4, 2022

submarining

Like motorboating, but on a vagina. Bonus points if your head is literally underwater, like in a pool, bathtub, or jacuzzi.

“Dude! I went submarining on Alina last night!”

“That’s awesome!”

“Too bad I nearly drowned, on the fact that she got horny while we were in the hot tub.”

by darthax234 February 25, 2022

submarine job

a person that is filled to the brim with seamen

"My sister has a submarine job" Liam said.

by nyroxy March 12, 2023

Submarine Muslim

A Muslim who converts to or practices Islam without revealing their conversion or Islamic faith. They practice Islam in secret - sometimes not even telling their own family members. Reasons for this behaviour includes not wanting to be discriminated against; avoiding the drama associated with Islam's stance on homosexuality / Palestine etc; avoiding fallout issues with family members and friends.

Joe is a submarine Muslim, you won't see him wearing a thobe

by Moderately Concerned June 20, 2023

submarine

the fallen submarine that got lost in the ocean cuz 5 big dick ass men decided to go on a tour of the titanic!

but now i mean the fhishes r rich and shit.

a boat that has air in it and five men areepissing in the toilet on it submarine

by bojayna July 12, 2023