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vanity seller

A term originated by one Mr FandL describing wankers who list a few books on Ebay, Amazon or Abebooks. By doing this they perceive that they suddenly have the status of Maggs Brothers.
An upper middle class housewife from Kent lists her husband's library of law books on abebooks for £1.00 each and tells all her friends that she is an antiquarian bookseller. When husband finds his rare and valuable collection on the shelves of Maggs brothers the wife is found strangled on the side of the road. An example of what happens to a vanity seller.
by Once an abe lover April 27, 2006
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Sheet Steeler

When sharing a bed, one who hogs the sheets or pulls the sheets away from the other person while they are sleeping.
In the middle of the night, I woke up because I was cold and found my husband covered by all of the sheets. He was the sheet steeler.
by I love my sheets May 25, 2009
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Bathroom staller

This is the person who waits for you to leave the office bathroom so they can finish their business.
Even if you need to comb your hair, just leave fast if there's a bathroom staller in the bathroom. It's just too much pressure for everyone.
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cherry stealer

When men steal younger girls virginity
Man, "come here baby, I want a taste"
Girl, "Ahh! You cherry stealer!!"
by Cindy loo who number 2 March 31, 2017
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panty smeller

Someone that likes to smell used and dirty panties.
OMG, you are such a (panty smeller) for sniffing my dirty panties!!!!
by Stuprinnett September 28, 2017
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ass smeller

That ass smeller back in the office trying to get a promotion.
by Mechanic 2 December 23, 2017
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Pittsburgh Steelers

A team who's fanbase increased dramatically after they won the superbowl in 2009, ironically. The majority of fans are 13-15 and have no ties with Pittsburgh culture whatsoever.
Ben Roethlisberger, the franchise player/QB, is without a doubt the fattest quarterback in the NFL.
In the 09-10 season, were swept by the Bengals, lost to the Chiefs, and grabbed straws when playing the FUCKING BROWNS.

The only argument Steelers fans have is the superbowl wins, as if it wasn't the biggest bandwagon team to begin with.
"Dude you like the Pittsburgh Steelers? They suck ass this season."

"No way. Manning isn't near as good of a QB as Roethlisberger"

-Chuckle-
by Cincinnaty February 11, 2010
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