March Stacheness

"A play on words made in reference to March Madness. March Madness is the annual college basket ball tournament held every year in March to crown the college basket ball champion. I know you don't watch sports so you can't relate BUT real men know exactly what I'm talking about." ~Kyle (pronounced K-aisle!)
Guy 1: Let's grow mustaches for Mustache March.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.
by StrongManHaze February 22, 2019
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Crumb-stache

When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache
“Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”
by Crumb_got_boots April 21, 2022
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Soviet Stache

The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.
Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"
by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 17, 2024
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gunt-stache

The pubic hair of obese women that escapes routine grooming, shaving, trimming or waxing because it is hidden by her gunt.
I was gonna bang Johnny's sister, but I heard she has a gunt-stache!!
by Johnny's Sister October 27, 2009
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Stache Fam

The best community on Twitch, Period!
Welcome to the Stache Fam!
by MS.M-R January 15, 2021
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Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012
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Rate the Stache 1-10

"Rate the Stache 1-10"- A phrase said by a gay man to a straight man to inform them they'd like a facial, or multiple.
"Hey man its me Tim, Rate the Stache 1-10 bro!"
by Jrflash2005 January 06, 2025
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