The Kaz Stache

A large handle bar mustache, typically grey in color. something everyone wants to have when they are older.

usually owned by a yoga ball owner. or possessed by someone with the name Kevin. Widely known as The Stache or The Kevin. or The kaz. Usually spoken among teenage art students who live in snowy climates.

" Hey man, what's up"

" Not much man just chillin' wishin' i had The Kaz Stache"

" Me too man! I think about it all the time! I can't stop thinking about it, I just wish I could grow a Kevin"

by The Kazster December 7, 2009

Soviet Stache

The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.

Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 17, 2024

wine stache

Name for the imprint of wine staining one's lips after multiple glasses of red.

"Kerin, is that a wine stache? Have fun last night?"

by lovesitall May 28, 2012

Crumb-stache

When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache

“Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”

by Crumb_got_boots April 21, 2022

molest-stache

The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.

Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!

by ROGGDOGG87 March 20, 2016

Hot belly bubble stache

Rubbing your dick on a stomach and cumming on the upper lip to make a mustache

I’m gonna dry hump you so hard and give you a hot belly bubble stache.

by Rdizz21 October 28, 2021

skid stach

a mustache that is not full grown, seen around town on skids and people that are to young to or cannot grow a real mustache. the "skid stach" is only worn by really lame people.

john was too young to grow a real mustache but chose to rock the lame skid stach anyway.

by mustache mat November 14, 2009