pale and squishy

Description of a worm

Also see Rachel

What is that pale and squishy thing? Oh, it's just a worm. Or Rachel. Could be either...

by rvic May 25, 2014

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Squishy armor

Metal, armor, chains, or scales tattooed on one's body to make one appear to be tougher than one actually is. The process does not make one's skin tougher, but tends to actually tenderize the muscles, having an adverse effect on the relative toughness of the skin.

The bouncer looked tough, but we noticed it was mostly just the squishy armor all over his arms.

by batlrar October 18, 2012

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squishy pillows

giants tits on a hot girl that give you a random boner, usually just from talking or looking at her

Shit that girl in front of me in english has some squishy pillows, in the middle class she turned around to talk to me and I regret wearing under armor today

by Mrthesexy April 22, 2014

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Squishy

(Verb) A bathroom prank, where sauce packets (Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonaise, Soy Sauce, etc.) are folded up and placed underneath the toilet seat on the notches. The victim naturally undoes their pants, as well as underwear and sits on the toilet, unbeknownst to them their weight has caused two ketchup packets to unload their contents directly into his/her undergarments. (warning, this has to be the worst thing you can do to someone)

Hey man, Why is their mustard in your underwear?
someone set up a squishy in the bathroom.

by niquil July 16, 2021

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