squishy-faced freshy

a baby

Seems like everyone has a squishy-faced freshy these days and their pictures are plastered all over facebook.

by NellieBells August 03, 2011

Squishie

Squishie is a nickname for those who are derpy, amazing, and every once in a while an asshole. But no matter what mood he is in, you can always have a great time with him/her. Squishie is a nickname for those people who are special in there own way, and don’t give a fuck about what others think

You are such a squishie

by XxsquishiexX October 07, 2018

squishy potato

A stress ball in the shape of a potato.

My therapist thought it would be best if I used a squishy potato as a stress relief with added humor.

by Sapheyer Azure October 17, 2018

squishy bean

It is a reference to when someone as Jenna is hinting that your 95% gay and it’s pretty much a sneak diss

Dakota your a squishy bean

by Squishy bean May 09, 2019

squishy eggplant

When a guys cock is huge erect and teeny tiny flaccid

I don't want to show girls my cock unless I'm erect because I have a squishy eggplant

by Tig ol bitty-1 May 06, 2016

Grape Squishied

A midget that fists another person in their anus, and then pulls out their rectum giving them a pink sock.

Me: Beth had to go to the hospital last night.
Person:What for?
Me:Her midget husband grape squishied her last night.
Person:Ewwww!

by MrKnowItAllOverAgain November 12, 2010

Squishy Whistle

When a female wearing a g-string accidentally sharts causing a slight whistle followed by a squish.

My girlfriend and I were out to dinner the other night at a mexican restuarant, when I made her laugh so hard she accidentally farted playing me a tune on the squishy whistle.... so I sang along.

by jeep2oblivion October 16, 2020