Squatting donkey

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.

“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”

by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021

Singapore Squat

When an oriental squats and shits in an American urinal, typically a foreign exchange student who is new to the country.

Did you see Xio Ping? He pulled a Singapore Squat by room 412!

by paftdunk May 22, 2019

squat cobbler

Someone who gets a sexual thrill by sitting on pie.

"Sunny thought Bob had a foot fetish, but he turned out to be a squat cobbler guy."

by Manny Petty September 3, 2016

squatting monkey

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.

We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost

by CoopDaddy1919 January 8, 2018

Mr.Miller Squat

The Mr. Miller Squat is best used while having sex. It occurs when your partner gently bends their knees and strains so hard that they shart. It can be used as a game to see who can catch the most asshole juice in their mouth.

“Yeah bro me and Jessica did the Mr Miller squat last night, 10/10 experience”

The Mr.Miller Squat is a shart sex game”

by MeHaveAids December 18, 2021

Safety Squat

When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation

Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat

Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess

by Captainsafetysquatter June 16, 2018

SUB-SQUATTING

A person who has been given permission to live in a forclosed house by the original squatter who has found another home to squat in.

NO I don't actually own this place. I'm just SUB-SQUATTING from Joe, who has moved on to a better neighborhood.

by CORKY GUY August 6, 2010