While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.
by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021
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by Fauxvirgo March 14, 2014
Get the tot squat mug.The Mr. Miller Squat is best used while having sex. It occurs when your partner gently bends their knees and strains so hard that they shart. It can be used as a game to see who can catch the most asshole juice in their mouth.
“Yeah bro me and Jessica did the Mr Miller squat last night, 10/10 experience”
The Mr.Miller Squat is a shart sex game”
The Mr.Miller Squat is a shart sex game”
by MeHaveAids December 18, 2021
Get the Mr.Miller Squat mug.When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation
Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat
Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
by Captainsafetysquatter June 16, 2018
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by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015
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