Spoilerism, or Survival of the Spoilerist

The school of thought surrounding a cultures treatment of spoilers in the media. Most cultures accept it is necessary now to warn people in recent media that an article or review of something *may contain spoilers*

The case of Spoilerism is one in particular that deals with an undeclared cut off date at which people can freely discuss an 'older media'. For example after something has reached the point at which it is on DVD and available at all local libraries.

The sentiment of the more radical... Spoilerism, or Survival of the Spoilerist - wherein, "if you have not after this grace period managed to watch said spoiled media, you dont get to whine about something being spoiled by office conversation or public discussion, as logic follows any such media of such importance would have already warranted viewing. Considerations made for POW's, members of cults, liberated mennonites, etc.. "

The more conservative spoilerist is angered by this, and considers the entire act one of terrorism, in which the show or movie is now ruined essentially and not worth watching at all now. Particularly common among enraged fanboys etc.

Most people can distinguish between the easy non-spoiler such as Titanic or Snakes on a Plane. But even in this case the spoiler sensitive may take offense.

by f8tus November 22, 2010

spooled

To be spooled suggests you don't really know what you are doing or what's going on, all you know is that you are stoked to be spooled.

what're you so stoked about? -- i'm str8 spooling on life (similar to stoked on life)

that spooler has gone bucklouie

i'm a little slow and spooled out today

by spoolicus March 18, 2011

near soiled experience

A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.

I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.

by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014

spoiler

in boxing: one who makes the other opponent look bad but not make himself look good too.

The boxing match was a real fuck-you-instantly fistfest, and we had an Annie Lennox wouldbe who was nothin' but a spoiler. damn!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Spoiler Alert

Someone is going to die.

43 Impact, 25 Range, 46 Stability, 15 rounds in the magazine, 360 RPM, 56 Reload, and 68 Handling

A solid gun... if you're not planning on surviving your next firefight.

Spoiler Alert: Someone is going to die.
Rip Cayde-6

by Dizastermaster January 1, 2019

spoilersexual

an irrational person that goes over the top with all emotions and will have a pissy fit over a story or a movie or game being partialy unvailed .resulting in them hearing something they don't want to hear and instead of taking it like a man they lash out and cause stress to the person that told them and people surounding them .

person #1 : did you hear that there's a trap door and the guy does'nt die in that movie

person #2: ahhhh fuck im going to murder you

person #1 : my god man its just a movie your such a spoilersexual

by thy all seeing eye December 8, 2009

Spoiler

An aerodynamic device used on tractor-trailer trucks. A spoiler is located on the roof of the tractor which deflects air from buffeting the trailer. Truck roof spoilers increase the top speed of the truck, save diesel fuel, and protect the refrigerator coils of refrigerated trailers from rocks that blow off of dump trucks.

The top speed of this Kenworth is 117 miles per hour, the same truck without the Spoiler only goes 113 MPH. By the end of the day I'm 64 miles ahead, because I have a Spoiler.

by AviationMetalSmith December 12, 2008