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splashy fish

Why did they have to make (splashy fish) another remake
by Eminen February 21, 2014
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ass splash

when you take a shit and the toilet water splashes back up into your bunghole (sometimes pleasureable)
wow i ate a lot of cashews and my shit was so heavy the whole toilet water went up my crack! DAMN
by evanzo August 18, 2003
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splished

Getting extremely turned on and slightly creaming ones pants, as a result of hearing or seeing a car.
Car: *Vroom*
Lenard: Ohhhh! I have seemed to have just splished a little Martin.
Martin: Oh yes Lenard, it was a nice sounding car. I wish I could smurth his nephew.
by CumInDaBum September 10, 2018
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splister

Sperm-Blisters

Blister like patches that appear on one's hand. This is caused by not cleaning your hands after wanking.
Ted: 'Yo Barry you have a load of blisters on your fingers'.

Barry: 'There Splisters man not blisters'.

Ted: 'Oh ok go wash your hands!!'
by Ma-Cheese-Moe November 10, 2007
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Splash'n'Dash

Another term for a quick sex session, commonly said by males.
Beatrice: "Oooh I'm feeling a bit horny, have we got time??!"

Jeffrey: "We'll have to be quick, just a splash'n'dash."
by Jefferz212 June 17, 2009
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Splashmatic

A word used to define something delicious which just makes your tastebuds explode

Also describes a person who is more than fantastic

It may also be used to describe a person who possesses swagger or a great idea or a mood
That bubblegum slush puppie I had at the movies was splashmatic

That Jay Z concert we attended was splashmatic.
Jay Z's rhymes are splashmatic

Lu: How are you feeling today

MsZee: I feel Splashmatic
by MsZee Mhlongo July 23, 2010
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splash nuts

When a man has butt pee and it splashes on his ball sack.
Bryant's wife didn't want to touch him, because he has splash nuts!!!!
by 123456782014 November 12, 2014
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