Sphincter Pinger

The act of "sending the packet" to ones sphincter. Think of common networking terms when thinking of this definition.

My wife called me a sphincter pinger when I tried to bone her booty.

by Jarod c October 11, 2005

Sphincter Factor

A television show similar to Fear Factor in which contestants shove bull testicles and insects up their butt-holes rather than eating them.

Dude, did you see Sphincter Factor last night? A guy totally shoved scorpion up his ass!

by an0n1989 October 18, 2009

sphincter

To borrow, take, or steal.

Eh let me sphincter a dollar son!

by aa-k December 10, 2007

sphincter snake

A particular breed of snake that dwells in the household bath or shower. whilst the bath or shower is in use the snake recoils back into the drain, and if you are unlucky, will spring out of the drain and sink its fangs right in your sphincter.

as a person is going for a shower "watch out for the sphincter snake."

after having been bit "AH! THE SPHINCTER SNAKE BIT ME!"

by Sparkyyyyyy September 2, 2005

sphinctoral dilator

A medicinal/mechanical item used to reduce/eliminate embarrassing noisy farts in public. Just like a bronchial dilator, it serves to further widen/open a bodily "pipe", but just at (ahem!) the "other end of the equation". Having this artificially-unrestricted "exit" permits any produced methane to be immediately vented in a continuous and "silent" outflow, rather than the gas's being internally bottled up in an increasingly-pressurized "pocket", eventually to come blasting out in a horrid raspy spluttering explosive expulsion that either greatly offends or uproariously amuses everyone within earshot, and causes acute humiliation to the unfortunate farter, especially if his whizzpoppers are especially odiferous and/or frequent.

Baked-beans-and-stewed-cabbage-loving dude: Wearing my specially-designed sphinctoral dilator (a three-inch-long thick-walled aluminum tube with smoothly-rounded screw-threads for easier insertion) isn't exactly the most comfy experience, but it sure beats the offended glares and/or derisive snickers from others that I used to get whenever I'd venture out in public after a big meal.

by QuacksO July 3, 2018

Sphinctorectal Digital Cavitation

A fetish where someone slides their finger in their partner's anus then uses the tight pressure to crack their knuckles.

"My girlfriend lets me use her ass for Sphinctorectal Digital Cavitation and my knuckles have never felt better"

by The Random Loon Publisher September 24, 2019

sphincternoodle

Double whammy def: used as a NICE word to describe someone who gets easily annoyed, and/or usually behaves like a complete ahole. Or, it could be used to describe the act of someone being annoyed.

J: oh, that Tom is such a sphincternoodle.
C: yeah, he's got his sphincternoodle all in a twist.

by CJMO November 10, 2008