Seat Snarf

A person who goes to bicycle races for the sole purpose of sniffing the bike seats.
Be careful with thay James guy. I hear he's a seat snarf.
by Reverend Gibs June 11, 2023
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dildo snarf

A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.
"Yo! Nice dildo snarf!"
by Coliosis2026 December 18, 2016
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