sloming

self-leeching. besically, sticking leeches on your self, thinking you're gonna get high, like that anti-drug commercial.

1: dude!, want to go sloming?!?
2: what's that?
1: sticking leeches on yourself to get high! like the commercial said!
2: ...
1: so are you in or out?
2: ummm, no, i'm not a retard.

by Ariel Rojas January 5, 2007

SLAMMIN IT

The female version of masturbation.

Fool 1:Ay man wat's it called when girls touch themselves?

jacking off?

Fool 2: wtf they dnt have anything to jack off..right??

Fool1: No its more of a repeated dunkin motion..SLAMMIN IT!!

Fool 2: SLAMMIN IT???!!...( fool 2 dies from laughter RIP swag)

by varsityswag January 13, 2011

slammed shut

to close hard with a bang

The wind blew in through the window and the door slammed shut. She slammed shut the door in his face.

by Maine Mystery Writer November 5, 2013

Monster Mac Slammed

Monster Mac Slammed is a fusion of three big macs together. By this process of fusion, you get a Monster Mac Slammed that is incredibly deadly. Putting three big macs together can be quite an experience. One may ask, "Can I just buy three big macs and eat them individually?" The answer is obviously yes; however, you will not get a Monster Mac Slammed experience. Monster Mac Slammed is equal to 1/4 of Chuck Norris round house kick. Except, in this case, this will be a deadly kick towards your heart.

Monster Mac Slammed is far too powerful for McDonald's to contain as a subset within the corporation.

by BenchMax345 March 5, 2009

slammin booty

slam·min boo·ty

(noun)
1: the most perfect ass imaginable.
2: so good that you want to bite it like a ham sandwich.
3: type of ass you would like to wear as a hat.
4: an ass that makes you want to hold on for dear life.

(intransitive verb)
1: the indistinguishable sound that a booty makes while clapping.

Damn girl, you got a slammin booty!

Come on girl, let me hear that slammin booty.

by Ssst December 23, 2007

slomp

Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.

Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I slomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.

by Klan Member August 24, 2009

slombie

A slombie is a person who does nothing but sleep and eat.
They never open their blinds and tend to sleep on couches. They move with the speed of the undead and eat like them, too.

Sleep is God to slombies.

A slombie is a sleeping zombie.

My brother-in-law married a slombie.

Genay is a slombie.

by Slutty December 15, 2007