Happy Slappy Jam

A kid-friendly word for male ejaculate procured through masturbatory efforts.

Person one: "I like to wibble the wubby and make my happy slappy jam."

Person two: "The fuck did you just say in front of my child?"

by Vorshack July 6, 2020

slippery volcano

the term 'slippery volcano' is used to describe a coital act taking place during menses.

"let's do the slippery volcano. don't worry about the mess, that's what towels were invented for."

by like you want November 8, 2009

Slippery Salamander

When your have sex with your wife/girlfriend in the shower you push her up against the wall and lift one leg up and insert your penis as fast as possible and watch her climb the wall

Guy 1: Dude last night and Martha had sex last night.

Guy 2: Bro that’s nothing compared to the slippery salamander I pulled on Cathrine.

by Bendove123457654321 January 9, 2020

sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by geoff May 20, 2005

Sloppy

Giving head

Hey man she owes you a sloppy

by Awesome shark July 7, 2020

sloppy dumptruck

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in the females face, immediately followed by a facial golden shower.

She said she can't be caught with a trace of DNA after I blew in her face. So I pulled up with a sloppy dumptruck!

by JDJVes June 7, 2017

Finger Slipped

When you're playing Save the World and a idiotic scammers excuse is that "his finger slipped"

Owner of Island: Alright I got edits on the box. 3. 2. 1.
Scammer: *Scammer grabs weapons and runs to other guys guns*
Owner of Island: What do you think you're doing?
Scammer: I'm so sorry man I was eating KFC because my mom owns it and the grease got all over my clothes, my controller, my hair, and my hand.
Owner of Island: So you're FINGER SLIPPED?
Scammer: I guess.

by huanghu October 12, 2018