Crisco Slipper

A Crisco Slipper is when you sneak up on some while they're sleeping and put Crisco on their genitals.

I totally prank john last night I gave him a Crisco slipper and he didn't even wake up

by YungSyphilis March 4, 2022

Glass slipper

I should be using this time to unpack my things. The thing about a speedy removal is that nothing is organised or correctly boxes up, it's just thrown in everywhere that had space. Instead I'm writing, I'd rather clear my head than my space. You know I'm going to be fine. I'll work through, I'll grow some more. It just hurts right now. It's one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, be away from you, move out. I can't even really talk about it, not that anyone could understand even if I did. So don't worry, I'm not looking for someone to save me, I'm not looking for someone to replace you, actually, I'm not looking for anyone, I don't even want to be around the people I have to. I don't know what I'm going to do yet but you can bet your sweet sexy ass I'm going to do it with my head held high. I'm no longer in the business of pleasing others, proving points, or seeking revenge. I'm only going to do me, for me, to be proud of me. I know so long as I do that you will be too. I'm going to succeed and I'm going to do it my way. Other than that, the only thing o need in life is for you to be happy and proud of yourself. I'd say call me if you need any help but my phone is destroyed, and you don't need me anyway, you never did. I can see your success, your happiness. I'll leave you alone, watch from afar. Just know I'm so proud of you, and you should be too.
I love you xoxo

I shattered the glass slipper, and then used the sharp edges as weapons to slay the dragon myself. Turns out the dragon is a sweet soul, misunderstood by many, and struggling to express emotions.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023

Slipper

A double entendre, referring to a person you enjoy sleeping with, but would never be seen outside with.
Slippers feel cozy inside, but you wouldn’t be seen outside in them.
You get it?

Will: Is Jakub bringing that girl out with us tonight?
Dopinder: nah, she’s a slipper

Dre: I’m going to a chicks house after work
Shane: which one?
Dre: the Slipper

Kubz: I saw Aaron out with a slipper last night
Ryan: what did he do when he saw you?
Kubz: he started running

by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025

Ruby slippers

The lips of a vagina after a nasty hump

Her vagina was like a pair of ruby slippers after a night with Mandingo

by Redis12 June 14, 2011

Ballerina Slippers

Some doucher from the J.W's who won't move the hell out of the way from the stairs.

Hey, its that doucher, Ballerina Slippers, he probably likes it in the rear.

by bassballs66 September 11, 2011

Slipper

The most powerful weapon in the universe, first weaponized by the Asians before physics was invented. It is capable of both short and long range devastation, and in the old days it could even be finessed through time and space. It also doubles as fashionable footwear and as such, is very easy to deploy quickly if you know what you are doing.

You got a B in math?

yeah, wh-OH GOD PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THE SLIPPER

by Steven He's Biggest Fan March 16, 2022

poop slipper

When you step in such an enormous pile that it squishes up through your toes and wraps around your foot thus forming the poop slipper

Bill was just having a nice barefooted walk in the grass and stepped in such a monster pile of dogshit he got a poop slipper

by Massman and Big Daddy Boose May 11, 2019