Slap the Salmon

I drew a hot bath, lit a candle and laid back to slap the salmon.

My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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pocket slap

When you reach with your right hand into your left pocket and proceed to pull a backhand out of your pocket.

Usually done when you tell a person that you have something for them in your pocket and they think its a present or something.
Hey Alfonso I have something for you.

Really?

Ya hold on a sec.......Bam!! Pocket slap bizznatch!!!
by Zygorff October 31, 2009
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Whoopi Slapped

When someone fills their butt hole full of air, and slaps them with it and lets out a poo.
Shane Dawson was crazy as all shit in bed and whoopi slapped me.
by Adrojake January 10, 2011
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Double Slapping

In a game of zombies on "call of duty world at war" where a zombie simultaneously hits you with both arms in a windwill formation.
Woah help! These zombies are Double Slapping!
by C Bubz August 11, 2010
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barber slap

A slap to the back of the head whenever some has gotten a haircut.

The only downside to getting a haircut.
Josh: Joe’s got a fresh trim.
Jack: Yeah I know I gave him a barber slap earlier.
by *Write Pseudonym here* November 27, 2019
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craps slap

Guys - when you're fucking a girl, pull out, cum in your hand, shake it in your hand and slap her in the face. (like your playing craps in vegas)

Chicks - you're blowin a guy, act like you swallow, spit in your hand, shake it up and slap the guy in the face.
Dude, i was in vegas this weekend and totally craps slapped a $80 hooker.

Omg kelly, i found out that my boyfriend was with a hooker in vegas last weekend so i thought "what a perfect time for a craps slap"
by texace13 July 01, 2010
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Queen Slap

The act making a guy cum in your cupped hand and then slapping them to lather their face with their own cum. Performed to assert dominance over a submissive male partner, usually after denying intercourse. An alternative version of the cumslap.
Melissa cucked Kevin yesterday and ended the night with a queen slap!
by Ed_Shreeram August 31, 2019
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