Simon

A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.

Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon

by DaddyDonkey63 October 5, 2022

simon

BLACK

I AM SIMON(I AM BLACK)

by simon and zinnia October 25, 2022

Simon

The best person ever honestly just so great and amazing there truly aren’t many words to describe them they are the most sweet or kind person you’ll ever meet and you should count yourself so lucky to be friends with one their so fun to be around and could talk to one for hours just so great

Simon is so fun we talk all the time if I could I’d spend every minute of every day with them!

by Ambe_r November 1, 2022

Simon

The devil's left-hand man

Simon is truly the devils left hand man.

by MapleSuperSyrup February 12, 2023

Simon

Someone who calls you "domoren" for not understanding the poep he is verkondiging.

Wow what a Simon

by levv December 23, 2022

Simon

Solar powered Sex dictionary who is an avid collector or coke cans and an oasis bottle fanatic. Concerned with fancy words with questionable place in 21st century dielectric, but maintains their importance all the same. Sometimes growls for reasons unknown but it is possibly used as a ‘thinking sound’

Simon now has 12 coke cans.

by RLO7 March 7, 2023

Simon

The best person in this fucking world.
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect

Wow i really love Simon he is my whole world

by Simon is my boyfriend March 27, 2023