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Shrimp Boat Captain 

A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.
Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.
Shrimp Boat Captain by bri0n January 15, 2008

shrimp cocktail 

a very short man who gets no punany
Steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn't because he is a shrimp cocktail.

shrimp canal 

a term used to reference a cum filled vagina that will soon be sucked dry by the guy or guys that have just filled it.
last night sam took a trip on the shrimp canal and all he came back with was a mouthful of nut
shrimp canal by katie modis March 24, 2009

shrimp footing

verb: the act of dipping ones foot into a bucket of ice, then inserting the foot into the female genetalia while wiggling the toes rapidly.
'Did you hear how John was caught Shrimp Footing Marta?'
shrimp footing by Ewik Appleseed October 4, 2010

shrimp boat to tuna town 

Bro 1: "I met this chick at the club last night and took the shrimp boat to tuna town bro"

Bro 2: "Nice! I would have eaten that shit for days."
shrimp boat to tuna town by skeee February 22, 2014

shrimp throat 

Putting a limp penis in her mouth and let her tongue make it erect through quick jerks like a swimming shrimp
She helps me get it going through a shrimp throat move.
shrimp throat by Ex-Texas December 15, 2014