Shelby Flaitz

A psychopath who uses people for attention.

That girl is just like Shelby Flaitz.

by Emerylieb October 25, 2020

Shelby

Shelby is like the goddess Aphrodite if Aphrodite was ten times more beautiful. She is the kind of girl that is super creative and loves to do things for you. If you ever need lots of cuddles and attention then she is your girl. Though from what I have heard good Shelbys are hard to come by, if you get lucky enough to find one, you better keep her, or you will regret it for the rest of your life. However, Shelby does not come without her flaws, as we all have flaws. Shelbys tend to need more attention than other people, and if you don't give it to her she will let you know with a gentle tap of her arm swinging on your face. Probably just a Shelbys way of saying she loves you. She also loves to argue just for fun. Shelby will always claim victory in arguments even when she's wrong and will never back down. One of a kind girl a Shelby is.

Guy 1: I met the most wonderfully perfect, amazing girl ever.
Guy 2: Oh you must have met a Shelby.

by shelbastian November 28, 2020

Shelby

Shelby is a person that is really sweet and kind, they can sometimes be mean but only if you get on their bad side.
If you have yourself a shelby make sure you keep them to yourself as finding a shelby is really rare.

Damn, Shelby is amazing, I wish they knew how much I love them...

by Charles_Takami December 7, 2020

Shelby Woos

Term for big Breasts on an Asian woman which is quite unusual and very rare to find. But when they are found ... Yowsa

That Chunli was straight FOB, but damn she had some Shelby Woos. I'd love for her to love me long time!

by N8Stylo November 29, 2021

shelbert

Shelbert is the most understanding and compassionate person you will ever encounter in your life, from not being able to come up with a simple nickname for her friend, making the saddest edits, to overall just being sexc.

Shelbert is the best ice cream flavor.

by spideyslegalwife January 7, 2022

shelby and asher

They make you want to die in a ditch.

Shelby rejects you before asher asks.

Asher Steals all the girls from you.

They make me want to die in a ditch because they are dating even though I asked first.

Thanks for kicking me in my back.

Shelby and Asher usually means that you want to die in a ditch.

>----o Dead

by Carson-Rejected By Girls April 2, 2022

shelbytized

Shelbytized is given to a woman who hypotises and becons the male labedo into a slow building frenzy until orgasmic satisfaction is extracted and feasted upon...

The act of bringing a males genitalia to the brink of spontaneous Combustion multiple times in a day until brought to a lovely shade of indigo...eyes of steal...she'll take your soul..enslave one's heart....the devil himself ,to possess her. He would have to play his part...innocence lost....but destiny found..not held by traditional restraints..her passion and drive knows no bounds...the perfect Bonnie in any adventure and surprisingly more useful than two hands and a bicycle. Can any one man earn or prove their worth. Comfort ,and courage. Dare to disapline animalistic urges and selfish possessions of her love...but if the quest is taken with patience humility and determination for the enlightenment towards the progress of the unit only an act of God can could or might try the immortal union of mortal souls.

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I was shelbytized last night when i lost two hours night the clock stopped still...I felt a presance my cock quivered still..breaking heals and seeking deals I touch myself often ..when I think I'm right..lefty holds me tight....and if I'm wrong to the beat of a different song the zip ties get yanked to tight....that's why as your friend and brother we will make it right...It's better than roofied. Ecstacy and Crack all in one..you've been Shelbytized

by DanTheImpailer September 7, 2022