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cell-shock

The momentary sense of panic when one touches their pants pocket and realizes that their Cell Phone is not there.
I went to call you last night, and had total cell-shock until i realized my phone was in the car.
by Locksbox September 8, 2010
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spermaphalactic shock

Severe allergic reaction to semen either ingested or dermal contact.
Tera can't give head because she's had spermaphalactic shock before.
by cdogbullshit November 17, 2009
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Turtle Shock

When you fuck your girl turtle style and she can't walk for 24 Hours
by LAGOUT July 20, 2019
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Shock box

The act of eating a women out while spreading your ass in the direction of the nearest doorway.
Charles: “yo I just shock boxed this bitch
Grant: “yea, I know I walked in and saw your asshole
by 5$hotandready October 27, 2021
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shock-ed

The essance of understanding someone else's shock towards a subject.
I understood how jessie was shock-ed by the facts she found out.
by Tuschar November 21, 2009
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G-Shock

Digital watch company made by Casio. Popular amongst hypebeast, swagsters, jerkers, as the added volume around the wrist helps them stretch each others assholes wider when they fist each other in the ass.
OMG!OMG!OMG! Steven, your Hundreds G-Shock feels soo good in my ass right now! Put on your SB Dunks and gape me with that G-shock!!
by Knowledgest August 20, 2012
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baller shock

To go from a "ballin' blinger rollin' phatties" to a "Mcdees bitch grillin' patties"
When you have been ballin' and makin mad fast money slangin' dope. Then yo' connect goes dry or ______ and you use up all yo' money and sell all your drugs and go broke.

You are then experiencing "baller shock"
by Handy Andy566 December 3, 2007
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