Shock box

The act of eating a women out while spreading your ass in the direction of the nearest doorway.
Charles: “yo I just shock boxed this bitch”
Grant: “yea, I know I walked in and saw your asshole
by 5$hotandready October 28, 2021
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state shock

A term to define someone who is institutionalized and can not adjust to society after having been incarcerated for a long period of time
Brian is state shocked he killed three people in rush hour traffic
by Anonh1995 February 25, 2017
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spermaphalactic shock

Severe allergic reaction to semen either ingested or dermal contact.
Tera can't give head because she's had spermaphalactic shock before.
by cdogbullshit November 18, 2009
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Standard shock

The weird mixture of surprise, resentment and anxiety you get when someone mentions having standards that are a lot higher than your own.
“I’m not exactly a great student,” John said.

“Neither am I,” Steven replied. “I feel really average — my GPA is only 3.48!”

John, whose GPA was 2.1, had a standard shock. He didn’t want Steven to think he was a dumbass, and so changed the subject of the conversation.

“How much do you bench?” Andrew asked Ryan.

“Hmm, not much at all. 220 pounds,” Ryan said.

Andrew, who could only lift 160 at best, had a standard shock.

“Yeah, I’m getting there but at the moment I can just do 210,” he replied.
by Brickdictionary118 May 15, 2015
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shock-ed

The essance of understanding someone else's shock towards a subject.
I understood how jessie was shock-ed by the facts she found out.
by Tuschar November 22, 2009
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G-Shock

Digital watch company made by Casio. Popular amongst hypebeast, swagsters, jerkers, as the added volume around the wrist helps them stretch each others assholes wider when they fist each other in the ass.
OMG!OMG!OMG! Steven, your Hundreds G-Shock feels soo good in my ass right now! Put on your SB Dunks and gape me with that G-shock!!
by Knowledgest August 21, 2012
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Realtime Shock

A term used to define the when there is no suspense built up to a scare in a movie or television show. Usually the shock comes out of nowhere or when the suspense has built up and faded.
Used in conjunction with the word value. As in "Realtime Shock Value"
"The realtime shock value in that film was amazing!"
by Ultiman123 January 12, 2008
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