Paint the shutters

A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).

"Ginger was down to just the tube. She had to paint the shutters."

by Edward Hotspur September 28, 2013

jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019

Put The Shutters Down

When you're lured into someone's house under false presences, only for your host to 'let the shutters down'. Usually under the guise of a sporting event

I’ll put the shutters down on Saturday if we go back to mine to watch the rest of the games

by Jonas Macinroe October 15, 2020

Invader of Shattered Time

a more COOL and EPIC way to say Jotaro Kujo and his stand Star Platinum and is referring to when Jotaro moves in DIO's stopped time

Jotaro Kujo - Invader of Shattered Time
DIO - Ruler of Shattered Time

by red_sus April 30, 2022

Checking for Shitters

Based off the phrase “checking for chiggers”, this act is done when one’s ass gapes so wide that they swallow toilets, and have to check their anus for a porcelain throne.

I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was missing. I then found Robbie outside checking for shitters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

The Couch Shitters

People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap

John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch

Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too

Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?

by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024

It... shattered

The quote that you say after whipping a school chromebook with the charger and the shards go everywhere.

"Come on! Do it!"
"Ok..."
*SMASH*
"It... shattered"

by plungebot April 18, 2025