Sebastian

Someone who eats dog poop for no reason. Also has a cone shaped head

Guy1: Why is that cone eating dog poop?
Guy2: Oh it must be a Sebastian.

by jopoop98 July 18, 2019

Sebastian

Sebastian is always fighting for sex and romance and wants to date any hot giro he can see

Sebastian says “hey there wanna have sex?”

by nybca June 16, 2019

Sebastian

The ultimate gamer who destroys everybody in their path (in their dreams) when in reality they burn all their food whilst playing fortnite and ultimately get clapped in all 1 vs 1s

Omg look hes such a pleb! hes such a sebastian!

by NovaLocoYT April 17, 2019

Sebastian

Anyone who has the name Sebastian is probably a cunt and very overweight

“Sebastian is a massive cunt the fat prick

by Real person 124 February 7, 2020

Sebastian

Also known as Seb, is a nasty combination of the worst things ever created. They smell, are full of themselves, bad a sports, curse a lot, and remove themselves from any social contact whatsoever. He thinks he can get any girl he wants when really, when they see him, they run away screaming. Sebastians are really ugly and have a bad laugh, smile, and body. Dont get too attached because they get kicked out of every school they go to. He is a nasty bitch that lies and is a piece of shit. Stay away...

What is that thing?
-- Oh, its a Sebastian.

by Curly Cue June 20, 2014

sebastian

Sebastian is a big poop who thinks he's cool but actually is a big crap who hangs out with girls two years older than him

sebastian: hey everyone

everyone: go die you stupid poop

by punchmenow October 25, 2019

Sebastian

A child who doesn’t wash his hair , talk to women , or leaves the house and has a bitch as a daughter named Daunte .

Sebastian is a bitch .

by JGTHEKID October 9, 2020