Scrump

Scrub + Gump = Scrump

Adam Lambert is such a scrump!

by ToonSquad95 February 25, 2011

Monkey Scrumple

The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.

OHHH ahh Monkey Scrumple testicals in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm bitch

by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004

scrumped

Past tense of scrump, English for poaching or nicking.

The boys went into the orchard and scrumped some apples.

by oldasiahand March 8, 2011

scrumptilious

a fancier way of saying scrumptious or delicious.

- Damn that cake looks scrumptilious

by Purrincessofthecats December 8, 2020

honey-glazed scrumptious pussy

A vagina that is so sweet and tight, that it would make you call up your girl and be like

"Hey, what's good?
"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good"
Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood. Such pussy is so tight that you might even come fast, like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods.

Research says that a 'honey-glazed scrumptious pussy' will never stink, and never get wide either.

Zeeshan - I want to lick Pranay's honey-glazed scrumptious pussy so fucking bad.

John - I had sex with Joanna last night, she had that honey-glazed scrumptious pussy no cap. I became a changed man after that night.

by senpaikee February 17, 2022

scrumpdidiliumtious

really really really really really really yummy.

"This Norbit gum is scrumpdidiliumtious!"

by Franjessica January 1, 2008

Scrumpable

Pronunciation: \ˈskrəm(p)-ə-bəl\
Function: adjective
Etymology: conjoining of delectable and scrumptious.
— scrump·a·bil·i·ty \-ˈbi-lə-tē\ noun
— scrump·a·bly \-blē\ adverb

"that girl may work for me, but she is scrumpably kissable"

"when she melts, she is incredibly scrumpable"

by mynameisalsomonkey September 11, 2009