Bacon schlab

Someone.. or .. rather something.. perhaps.. that is special to me.. er- special. yep heh

Guy #1: Dude I just won this teddy bear for you at dave and busters
Guy #2: Oh my god this is so special to me. thanks, its my new bacon schlab

by gianteasteregg January 19, 2024

Schliebin Schlaben

Shower beer, Simple as that.

Friend 1: "I'm cracking a Schliebin Schlaben"
Friend 2: "A what?"
Friend 1: "A shower beer!"

by TKsAce February 6, 2025

Emma Claire Schlabach

GOURGOUS HOT WOMAN, MF GODDESS, HAS A BAD BF, FUNNY, ALWAYSSSSS RIGHT, AMAZING, QUEEN OF THE WORLD, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, (WILL DEF WIN)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Emma Claire Schlabach is a mf goddess of a best friend who I love <3/.
Loser bf: Real, shes just the best

by Alexis_Jones October 3, 2023