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schlank

This word was pioneered by the infamous Brisbane suburban renegade "Hippy". This wretched vagrant and his frankly criminal exploits all over the suburbs these past few years has seen the slow spread of the term in the nomenclature of Brisbane's youth.

What exactly the term means remains unclear, and in fact, its very likely it means absolutely nothing at all.

The conclusion here is that the word was most likely coined by Hippy while he was Chewbaccin' (completely fucked, only able to mutter and grunt incoherent and vaguely Wookie-ish sounds). It seems he fluked the word 'schlank', and upon someone else having to recount the previous night's events, he decided he enjoyed the word and began using it to randomly replace other words in sentences.

Its most recognized form is an adverb in sentences organizing or describing being fucked up.
"Oi what up mad dog you wanna get on the schlank tonight or wat?"

"Those pills any good cunt?"
...
diapilated eyes, idiot grin "Fuck yeah bro I'm schlanked"

While cruising down the Valley on the back of a street sweeping machine after getting kicked out of the Mustang: "HAHAHA SCHLANKITY SCHLANK!"
by fulljackbarry August 27, 2010
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schlaaaag

A person, normally female, who has habits resembling that of a slag, but either has a funny accent / is a dumb blonde / more slaggy than a standard slag
Look at that blonde over there seducing the old men...what a schlaaaag
by Herbert_Shaw-Bridelety January 27, 2011
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Schlabenzie

Schla-ben-zie (also Schlaben)

1. commonly used among English speaking people; under the influence of an intellectual German mood asking the well-being of (someone)

2. impulse | (uttering a loud call) outrageous, frustrating and aggravating situations
1. asking the well-being of (someone)

Example 1:
Person 1: Schlabenzie?
Person 2: Im great! I just ran in circles for 20 minutes!

2. uttering a loud call
Example 1:
(Tom loses to a girl in a match of arm wrestling)
Person 2: SCHHHHHHHHLAAAAAAABEEEEEENZZIIEEEEEEEEE!!@!@!!
by PostHermes October 18, 2011
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schlaag

A rude insult, as in calling them mean, rude, or a jerk. It's used just like the "f" word.
"Your being a schlaag."" What the schlaag."
by Logical_wisdom January 23, 2015
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schlampp

A name of an animal who likes to eat tacos
"Look at that schlampp go"
by Liven August 4, 2016
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schlaberlatz

A person or thing that has a strange look. For example a long beard, snot from the nose, or tentacles, or a wobbling stomach.

Synonym: wobbler
"Man that guy has a schlaberlatz"
"Did you see that guy's schlaberlatz hanging from his nose?"
by Sheeeshkabobb July 9, 2017
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schagambi

(noun)- A word that your boy Gunn has made up and doesn't have any other meaning besides that.
I made up the word schagambi.
by cokeacoladrinker September 12, 2017
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