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seattle stormtrooper

When a guy puts on a fireman's helmet and begins jerking off while a girl eats his ass. When he is about to come he takes off the helmet cums in it, then puts it on the girls head and slaps across the titties with his dick while making lightsaber sounds.
"Damn that girl was such a freak, she just demanded i serve her with a seattle stormtrooper."
by sir pimpalot and fuck2 November 14, 2009
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Seattle

The most beautiful city in the world. Possesses an atmosphere of environmental consciousness, acceptance and free thinking. One of the few places where so many diverse groups can coexist. Always funky little coffee shops and stores.

Tons of water.
Tons of green.
Tons of music, poetry, art and philosophy.
Tons of educated, literate people.
Tons of motivated and involved teens.
Tons of pride in the people who live there.
Im a homosexual/indie artist and philosopher who loves to read and drink coffee and protect the environment. Where should I live?

Seattle, dude.
by elufire December 4, 2010
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Scuttle

To bail out of a bad situation before things get even worse. From the dictionary definition to sink one's own ship.
"That ugly chick you were being nice to thinks you want her. You better go over there and scuttle now before you get too drunk to know better."
by TronX January 16, 2008
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Seattle Seahawk

When you shit on a person(or partner) from a considerable altitude during any sexual act with or without their initial consent. The Seahawk coming from a high altitude and since seattle is always rainy, the shit from a seahawk relates to the rainy season from Seattle thus meaning when you Seattle Seahawk someone you shit on them like rain from a considerable altitude.
BJ: Dang i was boning this party girl the other night and she asked me to get freaky.
Danger: Yeah wat did she want?
Bowser: Dont tell me a boston pancake?
BJ:Na, She asked me to Seattle Seahawk her from the top of her closet!
Danger:You serious dawg??
Boswer: Did you?
BJ: Fuck Yes!!!
by BtotheJay January 28, 2010
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scattertootsie

I was such a scattertootsie at lunch, I couldn't stay with a topic more than a minute at at time.
by kimba7 March 24, 2009
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seattle salad

I am going to get some seattle salad
by billy ropollo November 1, 2013
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Scuttle muffin

Obtaining sexual pleasure from sitting on ones face.
Cortnie scuttle muffin jacks face.
by Emily Bean September 14, 2014
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