sander party

When two or more people get together and sit on a somewhat loose and thin bench made of wood. A sander is then placed in between the two people and turned on, sending vibrations though the bench. This send a tickling feeling to the people ass and or balls, causing a nice erotic feeling. This is considered"gay" by many people.

Hey! Were having a sander party in woodshop! Wanna come?

by Victor A April 28, 2005

sander blaster

while having anal sex, roll a piece of sandpaper(with the sanding side in) and insert this in the girl/boy's anus which you continue to fuck until you cum or are bloody and raw

Tim continued to give Matt a sander blaster through the pain, what a pal.

by jorgen November 9, 2006

Sanderpism Karma

The oldest religion known to man. Sanderpism Karma is usually just refurred to as Sanderpism. Sanderpism uses the basic principles of Karmic justification but one is hit by a far greater karmic force then the dosed out. Sanderpism Karma is the greatest religion ever and all members concider themselves elitests and believe other religions are stupid. Sanderpism Karma is the worship of Herp Herp Sanderp, the godess of all. Sanderp is also sometimes seen as a fertility goddess in Hindu lore and has 14 penises as well as 5 boobs, each nipple representing a sex. Sanderp is also believed by her followers to have been the one who truly created the Tajma Hall as well as the Kahma Sutra.

"What religion do you follow?" " SANDERPISM KARMA MO FUCKA! What about you?! WAIT ITM DONT MATTER BITCH NO MATTER WHAT IT IS IT SUCKS DONKEY DONG"

by Sanderpist Schollar November 4, 2011

sandviken

Sandviken- a place in Bergen filled with gangstas,pimps and hoes. Birthplace and home of some of the dopest guys of there, including fledd and mokka. Loved by many and feared by more, Sandviken is the place to be if you're an OG.

Let's go to Sandviken and hook up with some fine bytches and chill out with a blunt, cuz cuuuz, you know it's on and crackin' in S-A-N-D-V-I-K-E-N!

by The Dude February 28, 2005

Sander

When a man has facial hair stuble and grinds it into a chicks snatch.

I was munching on Sally's snatch a gave her a Sander with my chin. She was excited.

by Congo May 10, 2005

sandey

defender of men or protector of mankind

sandey is a unique individual.

you are so "sandey"

by doski February 4, 2020

Sandoval

A hipster Italian. He is really tall, has blonde hair and blue eyes. He can be seen usually sporting tight jeans and loose shirts and rides fixies and plays soccer like any other Italian. He's always eating like a fatass. Is very good looking. Is a heart throb at school and can sing very well actually. He always has his camera around his neck, he take photographs all the time. His mom is really hot. He drives a nice car. One of the richest kids at school next to Ari Simmons and Renee Guardado. Sandoval is very nice to most people, except Aziza because he is being a dick to her for something she did a year ago. So I guess he holds grudges. He is almost always on the mound with his other white hipsterfriends. Sandoval can say things like "Fool" or "Nigga" or "baby gurl" and get away with it, because he isn't caucasian he is European, and being European I know how cool we are. Sandoval is lame because he does not drink or smoke. He always dates the prettiest girls, which all say he is good in bed, but we can't know for sure. His close friends call him Sandy. He is always listening to music, if you're close enough to him during passing period you'll hear it is usually Rap.

"Damn did you see Sandoval on the mound with all the pretty girls?"

"Of course, Sandoval always gets the hot chicks."

"Dude Sandoval's pants are a little too tight today"

by jmhs_gossip April 21, 2010