San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.

Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."

by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023

San Diego Jackhammer

When you eat pop rocks and give someone a blowjob at the same time

Dude, I just got a San Diego Jackhammer

by Jackdimmadomeee July 28, 2018

San Diego bus stop

A san Diego bus stop is a magical place where you will either get asked for money from a homeless person or you will lose your virginity to a transgender man who will give you aids.

Genie Flenie: Hey man why are you walking with a limp? George Lloyd: I was just at a San diego bus stop you can probably guess what happend.

by dildofarts July 30, 2023

Jackin' It In San Diego

yes.

basically masturbating in San Diego of California
most people do this after getting into drama that is SERIOUS
but seriously this is a song for south park made by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Bruce Howell.

Stan: I just have to put an end to bullying Kyle! You don't get it!
Kyle: Yea but you are profiting off of this for yourself only! Just don't end up naked and Jackin' it in San Diego.

by ConnorBroski December 18, 2024

San Diego Switcheroo

The act of ejaculating in a girl’s nose with the previous assumption it was meant for her mouth.

The other night Todd gave me a San Diego Switcheroo, I’m still launching kids out of my nostrils... it’s been 2 days.

by TheRealSugarMama69 December 5, 2020